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Oh Ceiling Cat, Hear Our Purrayers

Photo of White Fluffy Ceiling Cat in the Moonlight
In Times of Tribble, Walk in the Light

As some of you are aware, I recently confessed my faith in Ceiling Cat above all other Gods, especially yours. But if you wish to mistakenly worship some other deity, that's okay too. The Cat Herself is utterly indifferent to your beliefs.

In this time of Tribble, however, whilst the OranguTrump takes the Oaf of Office as the Tribble roosts upon his brainpan, we are thinking that purrhaps all believers, Whoever or Whatever their God, would take comfurt from the Words of the Ancient Feline Texts. Thus we share with you some Words to Live By, as we avoid watching the Ugliness in DC.


Psong of the Pride, Chapter 23, Verses 1-6: Ceiling Cat is my shepherd; I shall not want
She maketh me to lie down in green catnip; She leadeth me beside the cream rivers
She restoreth my Soul
She leadeth me in paths of Independence for Her name's sake
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Trump, I will fear no evil; for Thou art with me; Thy purr and They fur, they comfort me
Thou preparest a Cat Bed before me to take refuge from mine enemies
Thou anointest my head with kitty kissez; Thy yarn runneth over

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life; and I will dwell in the Mansion of the Cat for ever.


Roamings, Chapter 5, Verses 1-6: Therefore being justified by faith, we have peace with Ceiling Cat through our earthly companions; By whom also we have access by faith into this grace wherein we stand with the beasts, and rejoice in hope of the glory of Ceiling Cat.
And not only so, but we glory in tribulations also; knowing that tribulation worketh patience; And patience, experience; and experience, Hope; And Hope maketh us not ashamed
Because the love of Ceiling Cat is shed abroad in our hearts by the Feline Spirit which is given unto us

For when we are yet without strength, in due time Ceiling Cat may pounce upon the ungodly and remove him from the office he does not deserve.


Second Cassandra, Chapter 4, Verses 15-18: For all things are for your sakes, that the abundant grace might through the thanksgiving of many redound to the glory of Ceiling Cat. For which cause we faint not; but though our outward hoomin perish, yet the inward hoomin is renewed day by day.
For our affliction, which is but for a moment, worketh for us a far more exceeding and eternal weight of glory; While we look not at the things which are seen, but at the things which are not seen; for the things which are seen are temporal; but the things which are not seen are eternal.


Psong of the Pride, Chapter 146, Verses 1, 5 & 10: Praise ye Ceiling Cat, Praise Ceiling Cat, O my Soul. Happy are we that hath Ceiling Cat for our help, whose hope is in Ceiling Cat:
Ceiling Cat shall reign for ever, unto all generations.

We hope these Words from the Ancient Feline Texts give you peace. Today, do not watch the Box of Light. Play with the Yarn together. Fear not this Trouble and Tribulation, for this too shall pass. Nom-maste.

Hat tip to Mopshell of Daily Kos for her powers as researcher and illustrator!

Copyright Elena Carlena. Created January 20, 2017, *Rump inauguration day. Last updated January 17, 2020. All rights reserved.